(Source: calimarikid)
Posted 1 month ago
do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop
24/7
Posted 1 month ago
reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:
- don’t understand twitter
- don’t understand twitter
- posts are in chronological order
- spite
- no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
- they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
- mega spite
- like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
- Direct Contact with the Memes
- god, wht the fuk even is twitter
- they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie
More reasons:
- tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)
- shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else
- like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)
- This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands
Posted 1 month ago
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Yes! Its called being a competent parent!
Posted 1 month ago
A lot of people have the wrong idea about me and I have no desire to clear shit up.
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Posted 1 month ago
”And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music”